I have at long last settled on the name of my book. It is “I am not Joe Donovan”. I think it will pique curiosity – much more so than the thousand other discarded options. I have never been so indecisive about naming anything. My children – who took a full nine months and 10 days to arrive, were each tossed a name and it seemed to fit. Even the objects I had to create in the book were named without fuss, but for the title I think I was waiting for perfection. This is not perfect, but Elias is not Joe Donovan, and when you read the book you’ll see why.