So you’re on Facebook and you have a photo of your dog instead of you. I don’t know your dog but I have to assume you’ve chosen your dog’s photo because you look alike. That’s what they say isn’t it, people morph into their dogs? Not happening you say? Are you sure? Not even one quality? What about the general bouncy demeanour of your garden variety mixed breed mongrel? Or the unsatiable appetite of a lazy lab? Perkiness of a poodle? Alright, I will concede you do not look like your dog. And, I’ll throw in the well-made point that says you don’t want to be identified on a public forum that does nothing much except promote subterfuge and voting for the wrong person; but I’m telling you now, my lawn is out of bounds. And you pick up anything that drops, right?
